NFL Week 17 Predictions
And so we come to the last week of the season, always a bittersweet time. We football fans still have an exciting month of playoff games, but then comes the great emptiness that is the offseason, a vast, barren wasteland stretching until next August.
For we who try to distinguish themselves predicting game winners, the last week of the season is one of the hardest, because you never know who will play. It's a week when a sad-sack team can beat a Super Bowl contender, because the latter plays its second and third stringers. I have previously commented on the tactic of resting starters during the season, but even I will concede the value of resting stars in the last week. Actually, teams started benching their players last week, but I still managed to eke out an 11 game week.
Several games this week have playoff implications, and the scenarios are often so complex, I will just link to Jeremy Stone's explanations.
Onto this week.
Dolphins @ Ravens
Baltimore is still in contention for a playoff spot, but they would need a lot of help. Miami, under interim coach Jim Bates, has managed to drag itself out of the AFC gutter. But, let's face it, they are still the Dolphins. Prediction: Ravens.
Steelers @ Bills
If Pittsburgh were to play their starters, this would be one heck of a game. The Steelers are the class of the AFC, and Buffalo is playing like it should be part of that club. But, the Steelers won't play their starters. Prediction: Bills.
Saints @ Panthers
Both teams are battling for a wild card spot, and the loser is likely out. Carolina can still nab a 5th seed, believe it or not, and the scenario is plausible (win here, Vikings and Rams lose). The Panthers are playing like one of the best teams in the NFC right now. The only reason they are fighting for a wildcard rather than a division title is their atrocious 1-7 start. I have commented several times in previous weeks about the incredible job John Fox has done in Carolina this season, not to mention the job those key players still standing have done. This is a very dangerous team. The Saints have managed to gut out some wins, and took advantage of Atlanta's decision to play with backups last week. They are just not in the same league as Carolina. Prediction: Panthers.
Packers @ Bears
Last week, I used a little reverse psychology. Knowing the Packers usually go against my predictions (I saw they will win, they lose, and vice versa), I predicted them to lose so that they would win. Actually, I really did expect them to lose. Their win messed up my pretty playoff predictions. Having earned the third seed in the NFC, again, they will face the sixth seed, likely the Panthers. Oh boy. Anyway, the Pack will likely play with backups most of this game. The starters will get a series or two, but that's about it. Brett will keep his streak alive. Even with backups, they will overcome the Bears and avenge an ugly loss early in the season. Prediction: Packers.
Browns @ Texans
Houston looks like it belongs in the NFL, even though they have another losing record. The Browns, well, remind me of David Akers in that TV commercial with Pennington and Culpepper choosing teams. Prediction: Texans.
29ers @ Patriots
The Patriots will play their second stringers, and they will still overwhelm San Francisco. Prediction: Patriots.
Bengals @ Eagles
The Eagle backups looked pretty bad against the Ram starters last week. I'm reading that Andy Reid may play McNabb and company a little more this week, which he needs to do to prepare for the playoffs. The Bengals have made a mighty go of it this season, under Carson Palmer. If Palmer were healthy, I would pick the Bengals in an upset. But Kitna just doesn't quite have the oomph this year. And McNabb against the Bengal defense should produce some points quickly. Prediction: Eagles.
Jets @ Rams
This game has ramifications for both teams. The Jets control the 5th seed on the AFC playoffs, but a loss could drop them to a tie with Denver and Buffalo, if they both win. Only two of those three teams can make the playoffs, and the Jets would be the odd-man out. The Rams need to win, and get some help from Washington to make the playoffs. They actually still have a chance to win the division, by winning here and seeing the Seahawks lose. The Jets have one more thing on the line: they have not played well against better teams all season, not a good trend to be taking into the playoffs. They will be motivated to do well against a playoff-caliber team, even if they are from the NFC West, to get that monkey off their backs. Besides, they are the better team, with Curtis Martin running against one of the worst run defenses in the league. Prediction: Jets.
Lions @ Titans
Both teams have capable offenses and less than capable defenses. Billy Volek is making a name for himself quickly, filling in for Steve McNair. The Lions have rookie Kevin Jones, who looks like he could finally fill the void left by Barry Sanders. I'll have to go with the better passing game, since the passer can put up points faster than the running back. Prediction: Titans.
Vikings @ Redskins
For the second season in a row, the Vikings close out the season needing a win to make the playoffs and go on the road to face a losing team wearing a red uniform. The Redskin defense has been the bright spot of the season for Joe Gibbs, but their offense is showing some life since Ramsey replaced Brunell as the starting quarterback. Of course, Clinton Portis is out, which will hurt that. This will not be an easy game for Minnesota. They should win, but the Redskins could well upset them. I really feel that upset coming, but I will stick with the Vikings to do what they should do. Prediction: Vikings.
Bucs @ Cardinals
The Bucs, after a brief spurt when Griese came in, have faded back the lower realms of the NFC. The players are grumbling against head coach Jon Gruden. Arizona has played hard all season. If Dennis Green had kept McCown as the starter all along, this game might have had playoff ramifications. But he made his move, and the Cardinals get another losing season. But, as I said, they have played hard all year and won't stop this week. Prediction: Cardinals.
Falcons @ Seahawks
This game could be meaningless by kickoff. If the Rams lose in the early game, the Seahawks will clinch the division title. But the Seahawks would be wise to play their starters most of the game, because they need the work if they have any hope of doing anything in the playoffs. The backup Falcons look like, well, backups. Prediction: Seahawks.
Colts @ Broncos
If Denver wins, they are in. Last year, these two teams met in the regular season then again in the wild-card round of the playoffs. That scenario is looking likely this year as well. If the Broncos and Jets win, Denver would be 6th seed and would face Indy next week. You can bet Tony Dungy won't be playing his starters too much in the Denver icebox. An interesting question, though, is about Peyton Manning. While he has already broken Marino's record, he has a long streak going for consecutive starts, second only to Brett Favre's. Will Dungy give Manning a series or two at the beginning, to keep that streak alive? Or will he save Peyton, who has obviously had a lot of work this season, and ignore the streak? Either way, the Colts will play backups most of the time. Prediction: Broncos.
Jaguars @ Raiders
The Jags have made great strides this season, but have fallen short of the playoffs. Still they are a pretty good team, unlike the aged Raiders. Prediction: Jaguars.
Chiefs @ Chargers
The Chargers would do well to play their starting defense most or all of the game, even though their seeding is set. They had the Colts in the bag last week, only to make like Seattle and blow the second half of the fourth quarter. With the caliber of AFC playoff offenses, that defense needs to do a better job, and getting work against the Chief offense will help them. If the starting offense sits out most of the game, Philip Rivers will finally get some action, and that would be useful for the Chargers, who in the offseason will have to decide what to do with Brees. Though the Chief defense is bad, a backup offense will still struggle. (This is why I hate last week games. If the Chargers play their starters on both sides, like a regular season game, the Chargers will win. But if they don't, the Chiefs will. And I don't know who will be playing, since I'm not privy to Marty's decision making.) Prediction: Chiefs.
Cowboys @ Giants
After a long, brutal stretch of games against top defenses, Eli Manning finally gets a break to close out his rookie season. The Cowboy defense is atrocious this year. While Dallas does have an exciting rookie of their own, running back Julius Jones, that's about all they have. The Giant defense isn't that bad, ranked 11th in the league. Of course, they are pretty poor against the rush. Eli will be able to put up points faster than Jones will, so the younger Manning will taste his first NFL victory. Prediction: Giants.
Last Week: 11-5
Season: 149-91